Scatology

Evelyn is invited to join a very exclusive club, but she must first be interviewed by the admissions committee and explain why she deserves to be a part of SaM's very exclusive club. The series begins with her first night at the club and then progresses through the stories she tells the committee to prove she is worthy to become a permanent part of SaM's Club. The stories are better understood if you have read the previous chapters, but each chapter stands more or less on its own. In Chapter eleven, Evelyn tells the seventh of ten tales to show her...

My ex-wife wasn’t into anal sex when we first started dating. She knew that I was into it, but she had had a bad experience with a previous boyfriend…the “OOPS, I slipped…wrong hole” routine. So when I started hinting around about it, she quickly said “NO”…end of story. I think she was really concerned with the pain that usually goes along with anal sex. Now my cock isn’t that much larger than average, but she was a 5ft tall 95 lb Filipino girl…so to her, the thought of my cock going up her butt was just beyond enjoyable. I never really...

I pulled away from the telescope momentarily to consider my sanity, and realised that I was quite hungry; it had only been six hours since I ate a truly hearty steak--the last one my freezer was stocked with--but the rumbling could not have been a lie. I abandoned the balcony to arrive almost immediately in the vicinity of my fridge, which was flung open--it was not I who left it this way. Cautiously, I listened; I glanced about and, finding nothing else amiss, I approached the cold, exposed racks. Nothing was gone or out of place among my neat assortment of...